Foto Gournal (ricewillbesaucy) wrote,
Foto Gournal
ricewillbesaucy

A prayer found on a website claiming that paisley (yes, the pattern paisley) has demons in it:

I am asking all Christians reading this to do daily Spiritual Warfare against these groups who have such hatred against Jesus Christ and His teachings. Here is a sample prayer to pray. IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I COME AGAINST ANY AND ALL GROUPS OR PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO FORCE CHRISTIAN WEBSITES TO BE REMOVED BECAUSE OF THEIR GODLY CONTENT. I SEND THE JUDGMENT OF GOD TO THEM. I ASK YOU, LORD, TO DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO BRING THESE PEOPLE TO SALVATION. I BIND UP ALL THEIR DEMONS. I BREAK AND RETURN ALL UNGODLY PRAYERS AND CURSES.

If we get enough people to pray this prayer then Jesus will make the internet safe for puppy dogs and little girls with lollipops and we'll all live in gingerbread houses on Gumdrop Drive and all the plants will bare sweet sweet candy as fruit and the streams will run with lemonade and farts will smell like a fresh country breeze.
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